Useless Movie Quote of the Day!

THE BURNING QUESTION.

2008-10-03T08:41:00.000-07:00

Wow... A whole week without the UMQotD... And Only 2 people even said anything to me about it not being updated... 2!!! So here is the big question. Do I keep doing it? Now I know most of you are my friends and you don't want to hurt my feelings, but screw my feelings. Tell me what you really think! Do I keep it going? Tell me how you feel in the comments below and if you convince me I will keep it going. Happy Friday.

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.26.2008

2008-09-26T09:28:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Mikey, why don't you tell that nice girl you love her? I love you with all-a my heart, if I don't see-a you again soon, I'm-a gonna die."

Hey look at this... Its Friday again! YAY! Go and drink my little minnows. But dont become jail bait... Get it? no? sorry... Be safe, have fun and come back on Monday.

Also... Become a useless friend... It doesn't cost you anything... just a couple clicks and a little time...

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Answer for 9.25.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-26T09:14:00.000-07:00

Titty Titty Gang Bang... Hahah... I made that one up... I should get a job naming porn movies! Anyways the one and only person that voted for Chitty Chitty Bang Bang(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) was right... It sounds like such a bad line coming from a kids movie... But hey that's how it rolls. A crazy inventor invents a flying car, which drives by itself. It takes him and his family to Vulgaria, where the sinister buffoon Baron Bomburst kidnaps the car. The baron has made children illegal, and our inventor has to try and rescue the children of Vulgaria. Directed by Ken Hughes(IMDb) and starring: Dick Van Dyke(IMDb), Lionel Jeffries(IMDb), Gert Fröbe(IMDb) and Benny Hill(IMDb). And your eyecandy Sally Ann Howes(IMDb) and Anna Quayle(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.25.2008

2008-09-25T11:23:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious."

Why don't you want to be a useless follower? That makes me sad :(

:O

Answer for 9.24.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-25T10:51:00.001-07:00

Well since there are more votes for movies that are not right then there are for the correct movie... I'm gonna call this one a loss on your end kids... Yesterday's UMQotD was from Falling Down(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten). An unemployed defense worker frustrated with all of the flaws he sees in society, begins to psychotically and violently lash out against them. Basically this movie is about what everyone would like to do in LA if they knew they wouldn't get in trouble. Directed by Joel Schumacher(IMDb) and starring: Michael Douglas(IMDb), Robert Duvall(IMDb), Frederic Forrest(IMDb) and Raymond J. Barry(IMDb). And your eyecandy Barbara Hershey(IMDb), Tuesday Weld(IMDb) and Rachel Ticotin(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.24.2008

2008-09-24T10:43:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"I've passed the point of no return. Do you know what that is, Beth? That's the point in a journey where it's longer to go back to the beginning. It's like when those astronauts got in trouble. I don't know, somebody messed up, and they had to get them back to Earth. But they had passed the point of no return. They were on the other side of the moon and were out of contact for like hours. Everybody waited to see if a bunch of dead guys in a can would pop out the other side. Well, that's me. I'm on the other side of the moon now and everybody is going to have to wait until I pop out."

Become one of my Useless Followers! ----->

;)

Answer for 9.23.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-24T08:58:00.000-07:00

Freddy Got Fingered(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) was correct my little friends. An Unemployed cartoonist is getting kicked out of his parents house, and he decides to turn his parents in for sexual abuse on his little brother (obviously how the movie got its name) so he can stay. There is a strange song about sausage, a cheese helmet and Tom Green(need I say more?). Directed by Tom Green(IMDb) and starring: Tom Green(IMDb), Rip Torn(IMDb), Eddie Kaye Thomas(IMDb), Harland Williams(IMDb) and Anthony Michael Hall(IMDb). And your eyecandy Marisa Coughlan(IMDb) and Drew Barrymore(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.23.2008

2008-09-23T08:13:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Well... we can't have that, 'cause, you know, a cheese sandwich with no cheese, it's just... two pieces of bread, and you know what? I could LOSE MY JOB. I could lose ALL THIS."

***Don't forget to become one of my useless friends!

:P

Answer for 9.22.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-23T07:29:00.001-07:00

Look at you little illegal immigrant haters in here... 8 Votes for American History X(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten). A family torn apart by the death of their father, The oldest son turns to hate and becomes a skinhead, After killing a man that broke into his truck he goes to prison and sees that the skinheads are not all they claim to be. When he gets out his goal is to get out and take his brother with him. Directed by Tony Kaye(IMDb) and starring: Edward Norton(IMDb), Edward Furlong(IMDb), Avery Brooks(IMDb), Ethan Suplee(IMDb), Stacy Keach(IMDb) and Elliott Gould(IMDb). And your eyecandy Beverly D'Angelo(IMDb), Jennifer Lien(IMDb) and Fairuza Balk(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.22.2008

2008-09-22T08:34:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Alright listen up, we need to open our eyes. There's over two million illegal immigrants bending down in this state tonight. This state spend three billion dollars last year on services, on people who had no right to be here in the first place. Three billion dollars. 400 million just to lock up a bunch of illegal immigrant criminals who only got in this country because the fucking INS decided it's not worth the effort to screen for convicted felons."

***Don't forget to become one of my Useless Followers!!!

}:)

Answer for 9.19.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-22T07:49:00.000-07:00

5 Votes huh kids? Well hopefully the rest of you have a good excuse... I am going to assume that the rest of you were too busy talking like pirates to vote on Fridays quote... But you kids that voted for Troop Beverly Hills(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) were correct. A soon to be divorced Beverly Hills house wife is determined to prove to her husband and herself that she can finish what she starts. Directed by Jeff Kanew(IMDb) and starring Shelley Long(IMDb), Craig T. Nelson(IMDb), Betty Thomas(IMDb), Mary Gross(IMDb), Carla Gugino(IMDb) and Kellie Martin(IMDb).

So no trailer online for this flick So why not watch one of Mike Rowe's dirtiest jobs... Naked cooking!! Don't Worry its SFW!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.19.2008

2008-09-19T07:30:00.001-07:00

Today's Quote

***This is not the quote - But take a look over to the right of your screen... go on its ok, there is more then just the quote on this site... you see that little thing that says Useless Followers and has my cute Mug? You should click that and add yourself so you can be cool with me! Now on to the quote...***

"Beverly hills what a thrill.... Beverly hills what a thrill"

I want to thank Jolene So Mean for today's quote!

Arrr Matey.

Answer for 9.18.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-19T07:30:00.000-07:00

5...4...3...2...1... BLASTOFF! Is that what you kids were going for??? Because its not how the results look its if they are actually right(DAMN its hard to type without the pointer finger on your left hand!). So as you kids probably already know you were wrong! Yesterday's quote was actually from Die Hard(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten). A cop from the Big City comes out to LaLa Land (LA) to try and save his marriage and to see his kids for the holiday when his soon to be ex's office is hijacked by terrorizes. Shit gets blown up, Someone has small feet and a cop that likes doughnuts. Directed by John McTiernan(IMDb) and starring Bruce Willis(IMDb), Reginald VelJohnson(IMDb), Paul Gleason(IMDb) and Alan Rickman(IMDb). And your one pace of eyecandy Bonnie Bedelia(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.18.2008

2008-09-18T08:27:00.001-07:00

Today's Quote

"Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash."

<3

Answer for 9.17.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-18T08:27:00.000-07:00

Hey kiddies... You got the quote right yesterday! Yay! I Heart Huckabees(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten)is about A husband-and-wife team that like to play detective, but not in the traditional sense. Instead, the happy duo helps others solve their existential issues. Someone cries about a tree in a swamp, The craziest people you might ever meet in your life and the meaning of life. Directed by: David O. Russell(IMDb) and starring: Jason Schwartzman(IMDb), Dustin Hoffman(IMDb), Jude Law(IMDb), Mark Wahlberg(IMDb) and Kevin Dunn(IMDb). And your eyecandy Isabelle Huppert(IMDb), Lily Tomlin(IMDb), Naomi Watts(IMDb) and Darlene Hunt(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.17.2008

2008-09-17T08:50:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"The man-poet who banged France's dark lady of philosophy. The parking lot crusader of truth... who turned his back on his other like a cold-blooded gangsta."

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Answer for 9.16.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-17T07:57:00.001-07:00

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong and Wrong! Only 7 votes and each and everyone of them were incorrect... I'm disappointed in you kids.... Transporter(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) would have been a better choice here for you little ankle biters. Any excuse for using a fast car in a movie I guess. Our glorified package boy is the best in the business until he breaks his own rules. Then all hell breaks loose. Directed by Corey Yuen(IMDb) and Starring: Jason Statham(IMDb), Matt Schulze(IMDb) and Ric Young(IMDb). And your eyecandy Qi Shu(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.16.2008

2008-09-16T07:53:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"You're always complaining, except when we make love. Then you say nothing."

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Answer for 9.15.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-16T07:34:00.001-07:00

Oh bummer you guys were close. But close only counts in Horseshoes and Hand grenades. Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) would have been the more correct choice for you kids to make. Friends try to win a high stakes card game but end up being cheated and end up owing some serious cash... They come up with an ideal to get the money and even that backfires on them... Directed by Guy Ritchie(IMDb) and starring Jason Flemyng(IMDb), Dexter Fletcher(IMDb), Nick Moran(IMDb), Jason Statham(IMDb) and Vinnie Jones(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.15.2008

2008-09-15T09:33:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?"

:P

Answer for 9.12.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-15T09:10:00.001-07:00

Wow! I guess you kids knew what was up on Friday! Snatch(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) was correct for Fridays UMQ! Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers, and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond. Directed by Guy Ritchie(IMDb) and starring: Ade(IMDb), William Beck(IMDb), Andy Beckwith(IMDb), Benicio Del Toro(IMDb), Brad Pitt(IMDb), Rade Serbedzija(IMDb) and Jason Statham(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.12.2008

2008-09-12T10:18:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more."

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Answer for 9.11.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-12T10:02:00.001-07:00

A tie! Well that can only mean one thing kids! Only 4 of you were right! Haha... I thought that little 'you know what really grinds my gears' might throw some of you off and make you think it was Peter Griffin and I think it worked because Planes, Trains And Automobiles(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) was the correct flick! A man must struggle to travel home for Thanksgiving, with an obnoxious slob of a shower ring salesman his only companion. This flick tickles the funny bone right from the start. Directed by John Hughes(IMDb) and starring Steve Martin(IMDb), John Candy(IMDb), Kevin Bacon(IMDb) and Dylan Baker(IMDb). And your eyecandy! Laila Robins(IMDb), Carol Bruce(IMDb) and Olivia Burnette(IMDb).

The only trailer on Youtube wont let me embed it... So here is the LINK.

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.11.2008

2008-09-11T08:20:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Don't let me stand in your way, please don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth... You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut... If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke on the chubbs..."

:D

Answer for 9.10.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-11T07:39:00.001-07:00

Well all of your moms got Knocked Up(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) if not none of you little bastards would be here so its only fitting that you got this one right. A great movie about a 1 night stand that ended up turning into more because someone got preggers... The hottest 1 night stand in the world, Saving the bong not the girl and of course a happy ending. Directed by Judd Apatow(IMDb) and starring: Seth Rogan(IMDb), Paul Rudd(IMDb), Jason Segel(IMDb), Jay Baruchel(IMDb), Jonah Hill(IMDb), Harold Ramis(IMDb) and Alan Tudyk(IMDb)... And your eyecandy! Katherine Heigl(IMDb), Lesli Mann(IMDb) and Charlyne Yi(IMDb)

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.10.2008

2008-09-10T09:37:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion."

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Answer for 9.09.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-10T08:30:00.000-07:00

Hey look at that! You guys do actually watch movies! Yesterdays Useless Movie Quote of the Day was from Big Fish(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten)! A story about a son trying to learn more about his dying father by reliving stories and myths his father told him about himself. Some awesome stories are told in this flick that kinda bring back happy memories of my dear ole Gramps. Directed by Tim Burton(IMDb) and starring: Ewan Mcgregor(IMDb), Albert Finney(IMDb), Billy Crudup(IMDb), Matthew McGrory(IMDb), Steve Buscemi(IMDb) and Danny DeVito(IMDb). And your eyecandy Jessica Lang(IMDb), Helena Bonham Carter(IMDb), Allison Lohman(IMDb) and Missi Pyle(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.09.2008

2008-09-09T08:04:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"That was my father's final joke, I guess. A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him. And in that way he becomes immortal."

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Answer for 9.08.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-09T07:35:00.000-07:00

I got another quote for you little punks "LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER!" maybe you can guess that one because you obviously didn't get yesterdays quote right! If you were the 1 person that voted for The 5000 Fingers Of Dr. T(IMdb)(IHM)(Rotten) then you were correct! A crazy piano teacher has a sinistar plan to have a bunch of kids play his really big piano and there is only one that can save the boys from a life time of playing the piano. A crazy set, lyrics and even the screen play was all provided by Dr.Seuss(IMDb). Directed by Roy Rowland(IMDb)
and starring: Peter Lind Hayes(IMDb), Hans Conried(IMDb), Tommy Rettig(IMDb), John Heasley(IMDb) and Robert Heasley(IMDb). And your eyecandy Mary Healy(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.08.2008

2008-09-08T09:35:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"[Singing]First floor dungeon/Assorted simple tortures/Molten lead, chopping blocks and hot boiling oil/Second floor dungeon/Jewelry department/Leg chains, ankle chains, neck chains, wrist chains, thumbscrews and nooses of the very finest rope/Basement dungeon/EVERYBODY OUT!"

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Answer for 9.05.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-08T08:54:00.000-07:00

Hey guys. I hope you all had a great weekend! I got to hang out with the little missy twice this weekend and next weekend is our 1 year! Got a little something special planned! ;) Well if you voted for Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) then you were right! Friends band together and join a Dodge Ball Tournament to save their local gym from the grips of an evil corporate empire of a gym. Wrench Dodging, Car dodging and people bleeding their own blood... Oh and someone throws up in their mouth. Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber(IMDb) and starring: Vince Vaughn(IMDb), Ben Stiller(IMDb), Rip Torn(IMDb), Justin Long(IMDb), Stephen Root(IMDb), Alan Tudyk(IMDb) and Gary Cole(IMDb). And your eyecandy Christine Taylor(IMDb) and Missi Pyle(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.05.2008

2008-09-05T08:39:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Get off of me, don't you touch me. It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!"

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Answer for 9.04.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-05T07:55:00.000-07:00

Wow! Look at that! Most of you guessed right! If you guessed Dazed and Confused(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) then you were right! The last day of school and as it was know as at my High School Freshman Kill Day. However we didn't get the middle schooler's that were coming to high school, We got the freshman that were going to be sophomores. Little bastards get the paddle, Underage Drinking and Kiss!!! Directed by Richard Linklater(IMDb) and starring: Jason London(IMDb), Rory Cochrane(IMDb), Wiley Wiggins(IMDb), Adam Goldberg(IMDb), Matthew McConaughey(IMDb) and Ben Affleck(IMDb). And your eyecandy: Michelle Burke(IMDb), Marissa Ribisi(IMDb), Milla Jovovich(IMDb) and Joey Lauren Adams(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.04.2008

2008-09-04T09:18:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

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Answer for 9.03.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-04T07:39:00.001-07:00

Awww... WRONG! Well all of you except for 1 of you... If you voted for Apocalypse Now(IMDB)(IHM)(Rotten)then you were right. Picture this... its the Vietnam War, Our Man is sent on a dangerous mission into Cambodia to Kill a renegade Green Beret who has set himself up as a God among a local tribe. A long trip down a hot river, Hotties in the middle of the jungle and the man that discovered drugs at the end of a river. Directed by Francis Ford Coppola(IMDb) and starring Marlon Brando(IMDb), Martin Sheen(IMDb), Robert Duvall(IMDb), Laurence Fishburne(IMDb), Harrison Ford(IMDb), Dennis Hopper(IMDb) and Scott Glen(IMDb). And your eyecand Cynthia Wood(IMDb), Colleen Camp(IMDb) and Linda Carpenter(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.03.2008

2008-09-03T08:23:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving."

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Answer for 9.02.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-03T07:56:00.001-07:00

Chasing Amy(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) is correct... Now don't go thinking this is a Kevin Smith week or anything because its not... Everything is going well for our two comic book writers, until they meet another comic book writer who is a lesbian, and one of them fall for her... Then all hell breaks loose. Finger Cuffs, Every mans dream and the not so happy ending... Directed by Kevin Smith(IMDb) and starring Ethan Suplee(IMDb), Ben Affleck(IMDb), Jason Lee(IMDb), Casey Affleck(IMDb), Dwight Ewell(IMDb), Brian O'Halloran(IMDb), Jason Mewes(IMDb) and Matt Damon(IMDb). And your eyecandy Joey Lauren Adams(IMDb), Guinevere Turner(IMDb) and Carmen Llywelyn(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 9.02.2008

2008-09-02T08:06:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"H: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

B.E.: What's a Nubian?

H: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?

B.E.: Intergalactic civil war?

H: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

B.E.: Well, isn't that true?
['H' pulls out his gun, shoots B.E.]

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Answer for 8.29.2008's UMQotD!

2008-09-02T07:39:00.000-07:00

Happy Tuesday everyone! Hopefully you all had a great weekend as I did! My cousins from opposite ends of the state came home this weekend for a little party action! It was perfect! Looks like you all agree on Clerks(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) for Friday's quote and you just happen to be right! A day in the life of two convenience store employees and the horrible customers they have to deal with. Someone is at work that shouldn't be, An awesome game of roof hockey and sex with a dead guy. Directed by Kevin Smith(IMDb) and starring Brian O'Halloran(IMDb), Jeff Anderson(IMDb), Jason Mewes(IMDb) and Kevin Smith(IMDb). And your eyecandy Marilyn Ghigliotti(IMDb) and Lisa Spoonhauer(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.29.2008

2008-08-29T08:07:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

Yea... Two vulgar quotes in a row... Deal with it... Anyways... We got a long weekend here kids... And lots of drinking that needs to be taken care of, if you know what I mean... So I'm recruiting your help, we are going to save all of the poor souls this weekend by drinking all the alcohol before these unlucky saps get to it. BUT as always... Be safe and don't die... I need you back here on Tuesday for another quote.

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Answer for 8.28.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-29T07:28:00.000-07:00

Wow! That was an older movie, I am pretty surprised you guys guessed correctly! Christine(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) was the correct flick for yesterdays movie! A creepy Steven King(IMDb) novel converted into a movie about a car that only loves its owner and tries to kill everything that comes between them. A busted car becomes beautiful, You say people gonna die and the best ending for a possible sequel that never happened. Directed by John Carpenter(IMDb) and starring Keith Gordon(IMDb), John Stockwell(IMDb), Robert Prosky(IMDb) and Harry Dean Stanton(IMDb). And your eyecandy Alexandra Paul(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.28.2008

2008-08-28T10:23:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world, 'cept maybe for pussy."

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Answer for 8.27.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-28T10:02:00.000-07:00

Yea... Well sorry kids but I was out of the office yesterday... I guess no one even guessed what yesterdays quote was from but just in case you did read it, and thought to yourself... Hmmm... I think it might be *insert what you thought here*. You probably were wrong... Just because I know you kids... But if by some strange chance you did think Bubble Boy(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) then you were right... A cute movie about a kid that born with no immunities and has to live in a bubble... The coolest mex in the world, A cross country trip and some Curry ice cream. Directed by Blair Hayes(IMDb) and starring Jake Gyllenhaal(IMDb), Danny Trejo(IMDb), John Carroll Lynch(IMDb), Verne Troyer(IMDb), Patrick Cranshaw(IMDb) and Matthew McGrory(IMDb)... And some eyecandy Swoosie Kurtz(IMDb), Marley Shelton(IMDb), Ever Carradine(IMDb) and Bonnie Morgan(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.27.2008

2008-08-27T11:13:00.000-07:00

Vote by commenting. Sorry no poll, special guest poster Chef Jef today.

Jimmy: I saw the sign outside and it said that you had five hundred dollars.
Emcee: You want five hundred dolla?
Jimmy: Yes, I would like five hundred dollars.
Emcee: You want five hundred dolla?
Jimmy: Yes please, I would like five hundred dollars.
Emcee: You want five hundred dolla?
Jimmy: Yes I want five hundred dolla!
Emcee: Five hundred dolla!
Jimmy: Five hundred dolla!
Emcee: Five hundred dolla!
Jimmy: Five hundred dolla!

Choices:
A Punchline
B Bubble Boy
C Brewsters Millions
D Indecent Proposal

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Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.26.2008

2008-08-26T08:14:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"How you supposed to run a successful business, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor! You ain't representin'! You ain't keepin' it real!"

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Answer for 8.25.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-26T07:33:00.000-07:00

We have a TIE! It been so long since this has happened... I almost forgot what to say... Except that 5 of you are right and the other 6 are completely clueless! Let make fun of them in the comments! If you voted for Drop Dead Fred(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) then you are correct! If not then read the comments! A goofey movie about a grown woman who is having some issues and her childhood imaginary friend comes back into her life... Cobwebs, a sinking boat and the blue pill... Directed by Ate De Jong(IMDb) and starring: Rik Mayall(IMDb), Tim Matheson(IMDb), Keith Charles(IMDb), Daniel Gerroll(IMDb) and Ron Eldard(IMDb). And your eyecandy Phoebe Cates(IMDb), Marsha Mason(IMDb), Carrie Fisher(IMDb) and Ashley Peldon(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.25.2008

2008-08-25T08:10:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"I am a loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught cornflakes disease."

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Answer for 8.22.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-25T07:37:00.000-07:00

Happy Monday Kids! What a great weekend! If only it didn't go by so damn quickly! Anywho... You kids that voted for Groundhog Day(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) voted correctly... Everyone else WRONG! This flick is ok... After a while you really do feel for the guy because by the end of the movie you wish it was finally the next day! Directed by Harold Ramis(IMDb) and starring Bill Murray(IMDb), Chris Elliott(IMDb), Stephen Tobolowsky(IMDb), Brian Doyle-Murray(IMDb) and Rick Ducommun(IMDb). Your eyecandy Andie MacDowell(IMDb), Marita Geraghty(IMDb) and Angela Paton(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.22.2008

2008-08-22T07:44:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today."

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Answer for 8.21.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-22T07:26:00.001-07:00

HA! I knew that I could stump you little bastards! LOL! Yesterdays Useless Movie Quote of the day was from 1941(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten). Hysterical Californians prepare for a Japanese invasion in the days after Pearl Harbor. Super funny movie! Directed by Steven Spielberg(IMDb) and starring: Dan Aykroyd(IMDb), Ned Beatty(IMDb), John Belushi(IMDb), Christopher Lee(IMDb) and Tim Matheson(IMDb). Your eyecandy Lorraine Gary(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.21.2008

2008-08-21T08:34:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"It's big. The biggest one here. You know what else? It's got a lot of range. You know what I mean by range, don't you? I mean it can stay up for a long time. A very long time. And it's built firm and solid. Because it has to be. Because of its tremendous forward thrust. And when this baby delivers its payload... devastating."

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Answer for 8.20.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-21T07:42:00.000-07:00

Wow you guys are on a serious roll! I'm going to have to make today's more difficult... Happy Gilmore(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) is correct. A failed hockey player finds he has a special gift in golf and uses that gift to help his grandma get back her home. A hockey skate stabbing, an alligator and a man exchange body parts and the price is WRONG bitch. Directed by Dennis Dugan(IMDb) and starring: Adam Sandler(IMDb), Christopher McDonald(IMDb), Carl Weathers(IMDb), Allen Covert(IMDb), Bob Barker(IMDb) and Richard Kiel(IMDb). And your eyecandy Julie Bowen(IMDb) and Frances Bay(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.20.2008

2008-08-20T09:00:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma."

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Answer for 8.19.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-20T07:53:00.000-07:00

Hey there princesses... No votes for Barbie eh? That's what I would have guessed! LOL... Anywho... Transformers(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) is the correct answer as many of you have guessed... An alien race of machines comes to Earth to recover a cube that could be used to destroy the world. A kid has a funny last name, a car that change on demand and the hottest piece of ass this side of the Solar System... Directed by Michael Bay(IMDb) and starring: Shai LaBeouf(IMDb), Josh Duhamel(IMDb), Tyrese Gibson(IMDb), Anthony Anderson(IMDb), Jon Voight(IMDb) and John Turturro(IMDb). And your eye candy Megan Fox(IMDb) and Rachael Taylor(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.19.2008

2008-08-19T07:44:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go?"

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Answer for 8.18.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-19T07:21:00.000-07:00

Wow you kids are on a roll! That's like the 6th or 7th quote you got right in a row!! Dutch(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) is a story of a man who wants to get to know his new Girlfriends kid. A grown man gets his ass whipped by a kid, Fireworks destroy a coat and good people lend a helping hand. Directed by Peter Faiman(IMDb) and starring Ed O'Neill(IMDb), Ethan Embry(IMDb), Christopher McDonald(IMDb) and Ari Meyers(IMDb). Your eyecandy JoBeth Williams(IMDb), Elizabeth Daily(IMDb) and Kathleen Freeman(IMDb).

Sorry for the Crappy Video of the movie... But it was the only thing on Youtube I could find for this movie that was embeddable... If you would like to see the Trailer click HERE.

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.18.2008

2008-08-18T08:06:00.001-07:00

Today's Quote

"I don't care for caviar, I make it a policy never to eat something a fish deposits in a riverbed."

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Answer for 8.15.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-18T07:52:00.001-07:00

Well it looks like you little ankle biters got Friday's Quote right... I hope you all had a great weekend as I did! This will be the last full movie I post on my blog for a while. Just back to normal quotes this week... Maybe next week I will do something fun again... Like give away some more movies. Since this flick was on a few short weeks ago I will not make you read another plot outline... but I am going to list the actors again. Dude, Where's My Car(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten). Directed by Danny Leiner(IMDb) and then it starred: Ashton Kutcher(IMDb) and then Seann William Scott(IMDb) and then David Herman(IMDb) and then Hal Sparks(IMDb) and then Charlie O'Connell(IMDb) and then the eyecandy Jennifer Garner(IMDb) and then Marla Sokoloff(IMDb) and then Kristy Swanson(IMDb.

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.15.2008

2008-08-15T08:19:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo."

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Answer for 8.14.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-15T07:53:00.000-07:00

Five votes only... and you guys got it right by a staggering 1 vote! That's ok because I really wanted this flick on my site so I could watch it at work today! LOL. Yesterday's quote was from ¡Three Amigos!(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten). Three unemployed actors accept an invitation to a Mexican village to replay their bandit fighter roles, unaware that it is the real thing. Three swords, Three Hats and Three Amigos! Directed by John Landis(IMDb) and starring: Chevy Chase(IMDb), Steve Martin(IMDb), Martin Short(IMDb), Phillip Gordon(IMDb), Jon Lovitz(IMDb) and Phil Hartman(IMDb). And your eyecandy Patrice Martinez(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.14.2008

2008-08-14T08:33:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!

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Answer for 8.13.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-14T08:15:00.000-07:00

Well it looks like you kids were right again! Yesterday's quote was from Liar, Liar(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten)! A movie about a no good lawyer that can't lie for 24 hours because of his kids birthday wish... Lies, Lies, Lies. The truth was told and bosses are told off and they think its a joke! Directed by Tom Shadyac(IMDb) and starring: Jim Carrey(IMDb), Justin Cooper(IMDb), Cary Elwes(IMDb) and Jason Bernard(IMDb). And your eyecandy Maura Tierney(IMDb), Jennifer Tilly(IMDb), Amanda Donohoe(IMDb) and Swoosie Kurtz(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.13.2008

2008-08-13T08:25:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant."

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Answer for 8.12.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-13T07:49:00.000-07:00

Hey two correct answers from you kids in a row... you must really not like poo... The Fifth Element(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) is a futuristic movie about the ultimate weapon, and the bad guys that want to use it to destroy everything. Hot nakedness, Good chase scenes and a happy ending. Directed by Luc Besson(IMDb) and starring: Bruce Willis(IMDb), Gary Oldman(IMDb), Ian Holm(IMDb), Chris Tucker(IMDb), Luke Perry(IMDb), Brion James(IMDb) and Tommy 'Tiny' Lister(IMDb). And your eyecandy Milla Jovovich(IMDb).

Well kids for some reason the website wont let me Embed this movie on my site... :( but here is the link for The Fifth Element... Watch it, Love it.

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.12.2008

2008-08-12T09:14:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Voila! The ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier. One shot... And Replay sends every following shot to the same location! And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher... Arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads... Very practical. Our famous net launcher... The always efficient flame-thrower... My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!"

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Answer for 8.11.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-12T09:09:00.000-07:00

Boy howdy! I guess you little turd burglars didn't want to see more poo today... Lucky you. :) Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) is correct! A couple decide to erase each other through a new procedure that allows you to erase each other from their memories when their relationship turns sour, but it is only through the process of loss that they discover what they had to begin with. Love at first sight, really tiny big people and some strangeness... Directed by Michel Gondry(IMDb) and starring: Jim Carrey(IMDb), Gerry Robert Byrne(IMDb), Elijah Wood(IMDb), Thomas Ryan(IMDb), Mark Ruffalo(IMDb) and Tom Wilkinson(IMDb). And your eyecandy Kate Winslet(IMDb), Jane Adams(IMDb) and Kirsten Dunst(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.11.2008

2008-08-11T08:47:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks."

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Answer for 8.8.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-11T07:19:00.000-07:00

Well Happy Monday Kids! I hope you all had a great weekend. As I did. Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you kids got Friday's Quote WRONG! Not even one of you voted correctly... If you kids would have voted for Bedazzled(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) then you would have the full movie at the bottom of this post instead of poo... Now I will admit the quote was a little sneaky so you get sprinkles on your poo. ;) This flick is about a dork that is granted 7 wishes by the devil to help him get the girl of his dreams, in exchange for his soul. Directed by Harold Ramis(IMDb) and starring: Brendan Fraser(IMDb), Orlando Jones(IMDb), Paul Adelstein(IMDb), Toby Huss(IMDb) and Gabriel Casseus(IMDb). And your eyecandy! Elizabeth Hurley(IMDb), Frances O'Connor(IMDb) and Miriam Shor(IMDb).

Well Below is where the movie would be... But you guessed wrong...

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.7.2008

2008-08-08T08:42:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Do you think your mommy and daddy just made me up so you'd be a good boy?"

Alright Kids Happy Friday... I would say go get fucked up this weekend and see Pineapple Express... But I wouldn't want you having more fun then I would be having at the movie... So don't. :P If any of you even bother to read what I put here I have a little treat for you starting with this quote. For the next week if you get the quote right I will post the whole movie on my blog for you to watch... If you don't get it right then you get a picture of poop. Till Monday!

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Answer for 8.7.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-08T08:00:00.000-07:00

Nice try little ones! But no one voted for the correct movie... Catch Me If You Can(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) was the correct movie for yesterdays quote. A true story about Frank Abagnale Jr. who, before his 19th birthday, successfully conned millions of dollars worth of checks as a Pan Am pilot, doctor, and legal prosecutor. A kid runs away from home, Free plane flights around the country and happiness follows. Directed by Steven Spielberg(IMDb) and starring: Leonardo DiCaprio(IMDb), Tom Hanks(IMDb), Christopher Walken(IMDb), Martin Sheen(IMDb), James Brolin(IMDb), Brian Howe(IMDb) and Frank John Hughes(IMDb). And your eyecandy Nathalie Baye(IMDb), Jennifer Garner(IMDb) and Amy Adams(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.7.2008

2008-08-07T08:44:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"CH: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?
EA: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.
CH: Knock knock.
EA: Who's there?
CH: Go fuck yourselves."

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Answer for 8.6.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-07T07:33:00.001-07:00

Well you little test tube babies we have a tie... But only two of you are correct... Yesterday's UMQ was from The Great Outdoors(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten). If you havn't seen this flick I suggest you do! Its pretty funny! A suburban man brings his family out to the lake that he used to go to as a kid for a nice quite family vacation, and his in-laws show up and all hell breaks loose! The Ole' 96'er, A bare butt bear and the coolest bat fight scene you will see your entire life (Unless you seen my Uncle Buck hunt them in his cabin!). Directed by Howard Deutch(IMDb) and starring Dan Aykroyd(IMDb), John Candy(IMDb) and Chris Young(IMDb). And your eyecandy: Stephanie Faracy(IMDb) and Annette Bening(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.6.2008

2008-08-06T07:56:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-six-sixty-sixty-six times. In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-In-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n the head!"

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Answer for 8.5.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-06T07:24:00.001-07:00

Well it looks like you kids were right again! Training Day(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) is about a crooked cop that runs the Narc unit and his new officer in training. Needless to say the new piggy doesn't like the corruption and ends up getting the better of his superior. Drugs are taken and sold, Someone had their shit pushed in and there was a 187. Directed by Antoine Fuqua(IMDb) and starring: Denzel Washington(IMDb), Ethan Hawke(IMDb), Scott Glenn(IMDb), Tom Berenger(IMDb), Raymond J. Barry(IMDb) and Snoop Dogg(IMDb). Oh and your eyecandy: Eva Mendes(IMDb), Charlotte Ayanna(IMDb) and not so candy like Macy Gray(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.5.2008

2008-08-05T08:09:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"You stick with me, you'll make it. Unlearn that bullshit they teach you at the Academy. That shit'll get you killed out here."

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Answer for 8.4.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-05T07:27:00.001-07:00

Fooled! HAHA! I was able to pull the wool over your eyes you little ankle biters you... Only one person got this right and we all know who that was(And it wasn't me!)! Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten). When Robin Hood returns home to find his father murdered and the evil Sheriff trying to run things he decides to fight back! Awesome fight scene in a river, rich people get robbed and Morgan Freeman(Hang in there!). Directed by Kevin Reynolds(IMDb) and starring: Kevin Costner(IMDb), Morgan Freeman(IMDb), Christian Slater(IMDb), Alan Rickman(IMDb) and Nick Brimble(IMDb). And your eyecandy Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 8.4.2008

2008-08-04T08:09:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"(Singing)There was a rich man from Nottingham/ who tried to cross a river/ What a dope/ he tripped on a rope/ Now look at him shiver."

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Answer for 8.1.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-04T07:40:00.000-07:00

Hey Kids happy Monday! I hope you all had a great weekend! It looks like you cats were right about Friday's UMQotD! Smokey and the Bandit(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) is an awesome movie about a trucker who takes a bet that he cant get a truck full of beer across the state line in 24 hours. A cop car gets destroyed, a dog goes for a swim and in the end the beer gets there! Directed by Hal Needham(IMDb), Burt Reynolds(IMDb), Jerry Reed(IMDb), Mike Henry(IMDb), Paul Williams(IMDb), Pat McCormick(IMDb) and Jackie Gleason(IMDb). Oh and your eyecandy Sally Field(IMDb), Linda McClure(IMDb) and Susan Mclver(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.31.2008

2008-08-01T10:12:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"I saw that, you sombitch! You did that on purpose! You're going away till you're gray! I got the evidence!"

Well Happy Friday again! I got the cheeses B-day this weekend and that should be bangin'. Time to break out the Captain and Coke and go for a boat ride! Be safe and be back here Monday for more crap you could care less about!

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Answer for 7.31.2008's UMQotD!

2008-08-01T08:31:00.001-07:00

Holy wow... I'm slacking this morning... Ok... So yes Peter Pan(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) is correct! A classic flick about not wanting to grow up! Lots of fun and flying, cool little fairies flying around and Crock that ticks! Directed by Clyde Geronimi(IMDb) and voices by: Bobby Driscoll(IMDb), Kathryn Beaumont(IMDb), Hans Conried(IMDb), Bill Thompson(IMDb), Heather Angel(IMDb) and Paul Collins(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.31.2008

2008-07-31T08:34:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Second star to the right and straight on till morning."

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Answer for 7.30.2008's UMQotD!

2008-07-31T07:49:00.001-07:00

Wow... I'm surprised you all guessed the same movie... I've been doing a pretty good job stumping you guys the last couple days. Well except for Nick... But he's gay. }:) Anyways... The Girl Next Door(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) was the correct flick. A hot chick moves in next door and our friends parents have him take her around and show her the town. Hilarity ensues and they eventually start dating and he finds out that she was a porn star. PG-13 scenes that would have completely been better rated R, Some guy you really want to like but hate, a kids named Klitz and Porno Prom! Directed by Luke Greenfield(IMDb) and starring: Emile Hirsch(IMDb), Timothy Olyphant(IMDb), James Remar(IMDb), Chris Marquette(IMDb), Paul Dano(IMDb) and Timothy Bottoms(IMDb)<- his last name is Bottoms... hehe... And Drum roll please! Your eyecandy Elisha Cuthbert(IMDb), Donna Bullock(IMDb), Amanda Swisten(IMDb) and Sung Hi Lee(IMDb)...

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.30.2008

2008-07-30T08:45:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please, Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!"

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Answer for 7.29.2008's UMQotD!

2008-07-30T08:13:00.000-07:00

Well it looks like that 1 person is still on a roll! I don't know what the rest of you are thinking... But if you were the person that voted for Scent of a Woman(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) then I <3 you! haha. A prep school student short on cash agrees to watch a blind man for the weekend, but he gets more then he expects!! Travel, women, good food, fine wine, the tango, chauffeured limousines and a loaded forty-five! Directed by Martin Brest(IMDb) and starring Al Pacino(IMDb), Chris O'Donnell(IMDb), James Rebhorn(IMDb), Philip Seymour Hoffman(IMDb) and Bradley Whiteford(IMDb). And your eyecandy Gabrielle Anwar(IMDb)!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.29.2008

2008-07-29T08:58:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"You're in no position disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples."

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Answer for 7.28.2008's UMQotD!

2008-07-29T08:27:00.000-07:00

Wow! It looks like only one of you kids knows whats going on! If you were the 1 person that voted for Coming To America(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) then you rock because your right! An African Prince decides he does not want to marry the woman that was chosen for him, and he wants to go to America to find his wife. As with most movies with Eddie Murphy he plays several characters in this flick. A rich man gives up everything and works at McDowells, Jerry Curl almost comes back into fashion and in the end they live happily ever after. Directed by John Landis(IMDb) and starring: Eddie Murphy(IMDb), Arsenio Hall(IMDb), James Earl Jones(IMDb), John Amos(IMDb), Paul Bates(IMDb), Louie Anderson(IMDb) and Eriq La Salle(IMDb). And your eyecandy Shari Headley(IMDb), Vanessa Bell Calloway(IMDb) and Allison Dean(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.28.2008

2008-07-28T08:24:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea."

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Answer for 7.25.2008's UMQotD!

2008-07-28T07:49:00.000-07:00

Happy Monday Kids! I sure hope your weekend was better then your quote voting! Because all of you suck except for two of you. If you were one of the two that voted for The Big Empty(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten)then pat yourself on the back! An actor that has not had any work and is facing serious debt get one last attempt to get set straight and takes it. A head in a bowling bag, Someone actually has fun in Baker and the worst ending any movie could possibly have. Actually if it wasn't for the crummy ass ending, This flick would have been pretty good. Directed by Steve Anderson(IMDb) and starring Jon Favreau(IMDb), Bud Cort(IMDb), Jon Gries(IMDb), Adam Beach(IMDb) and Gary Farmer(IMDb). And your eyecandy Joey Lauren Adams(IMDb), Daryl Hannah(IMDb), Rachael Lee Cook(IMDb) and Melora Walters(IMDb)!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.25.2008

2008-07-25T07:42:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"No, Dan, I'm waiting to deliver a mysterious suitcase to a hooker-killing cowboy who's supposed to give me $27,000. On top of that I've got my neighbor's head in a bowling ball bag under my sink."

Well Children it's Salisbury Steak day... Ok maybe not... But it is FRIDAY!!!! So go and get fucked up this weekend... But... Play it safe because I need you all back here on Monday to vote.

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Answer for 7.24.2008's UMQotD!

2008-07-25T07:22:00.001-07:00

Wow... And here I thought you kids were on a roll! I guess not because there wasn't one correct vote for yesterdays vote... You kids are cute but not too bright I guess... Yesterday's quote was from Blade(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten). This is an awesome movie about a daywalking vampire that goes around and kills other vampire. Awesome fight scenes, cool gadgets and lots of dead vampires. Directed by Stephen Norrington(IMDb) and starring Westley Snipes(IMDb), Stephen Dorff(IMDb), Kris Kristofferson(IMDb), Donal Logue(IMDb), Udo Kier(IMDb), and Tim Guinee(IMDb). And your eyecandy N'Bushe Wright(IMDb), Traci Lords(IMDb) and Sanaa Lathan(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.24.2008

2008-07-24T08:06:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

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Answer for 7.23.2008's UMQotD!

2008-07-24T07:32:00.001-07:00

Wow another 10 out of 10 this time for Team America World Police(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten)... If I remember correctly this was a pretty cheesy movie. A bunch of puppets dance around and spew out crude potty humor at a lame attempt to be a funny movie, as they try to save the world. Someone pukes up a lake of vomit, Way too many gay puppet jokes and finally the movie ended. Normally anything from writers of this flick is pretty good... But they tried way to hard to be funny in this. Writtend and Directed by Tray Parker(IMDb) and Matt Stone(IMDb) and starring Tray Parker(IMDb), Matt Stone(IMDb), Kristen Miller(IMDb), Masasa Moyo(IMDb), Phil Hendrie(IMDb), Maurice LaMarche(IMDb) and Jeremy Shada(IMDb).

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.23.2008

2008-07-23T08:42:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"Great job, team. Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails."

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Answer for 7.22.2008's UMQotD!

2008-07-23T08:00:00.000-07:00

Well we have a 2 way tie! Unfortunately there can only be 1 right answer... If you voted for The Shawshank Redemption(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) then you voted correctly! A wrongly accused man is thrown in jail for life and becomes friends with a con on the inside and he eventually breaks out. Fuzy Britches, a library gets built and freedom in Mexico! Directed by Frank Darabont(IMDb) and starring Tim Robbins(IMDb), Morgan Freeman(IMDb), Bob Grunton(IMDb), William Sadler(IMDb), Clancy Brown(IMDb) and Gil Bellows(IMDb). Sorry NO eyecandy :(

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.22.2008

2008-07-22T07:54:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"I know what *you* think it means, sonny. To me it's just a made up word. A politician's word, so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?"

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Answer for 7.21.2008's UMQotD!

2008-07-22T07:27:00.001-07:00

Wow... 8 for 8 votes for Dogma... You kids must be pretty sure that is the correct movie! But, what if I told you that you were wrong?!?! Well... Then I would be lying because you kids are all right! Yesterdays quote was from Dogma(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten)! This flick is about a chick that works in an abortion clinic(hence the quote!) That is a direct descendant of god and she is called upon to stop two fallen angles that found a loop hole to get back into heaven. Jay and Silent Bob (need I say more?), Chris Rock Naked and the hottest version of god I've ever seen! Directed by Kevin Smith(IMDb) and starring: Ben Affleck(IMDb), Matt Damon(IMDb), Jason Mewes(IMDb), Chris Rock(IMDb), Alan Rickman(IMDb), Jason Lee(IMDb), Kevin Smith(IMDb) and George Carlin(IMDb)! And your eyecandy! Linda Fiorentino(IMDb), Salma Hayek(IMDb), Jeneane Garofalo(IMDb) and Alanis Morissette(IMDb)!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.21.2008

2008-07-21T08:20:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"B: Then - I don't mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?
J: We're here to pick up chicks.
B: Excuse me?
J: We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?"

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Answer for 7.18.2008's UMQotD!

2008-07-21T07:48:00.001-07:00

Happy Monday Kids! Looks like you guys were right Friday's Quote was from Casino(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten). Mobster from New York move to Vegas to take their share of the money from the casinos, but deception, greed, money and power get the best of them in their struggle to control the gambling empire! Some money is made, Some things are stolen and people get killed the perfect combination for a gangster movie! Directed by Martin Scorsese(IMDb) and starring: Robert DeNiro(IMDb), Joe Pesci(IMDb), James Woods(IMDb), Kevin Pollak(IMDb) and Don Rickles(IMDb). And your eyecandy Sharon Stone(IMDb)!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 7.18.2008

2008-07-18T08:29:00.000-07:00

Today's Quote

"I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name."

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Answer for 7.17.2008's UMQotD!

2008-07-18T07:26:00.000-07:00

Well I am glad to know that a third of my friends think I'm Hung. However yesterday's quote was from a movie... If you voted for 50 First Dates(IMDb)(IHM)(Rotten) then you voted correctly. This is a really cute flick about a guy that meets a girl and thinks he finds the girl of his dreams until he learns that she has no short term memory and she forgets who he is everyday. A penguin almost gets hit, The first house made out of waffles is made and everyone lives happily ever after. Directed by Peter Segal(IMDb) and starring: Adam Sandler(IMDb), Rob Schneider(IMDb), Sean Astin(IMDb), Dan Aykroyd(IMDb), Allen Covert(IMDb) and Pomaika'i Brown(IMDb). And your eyecandy: Drew Barrymore(IMDb), Lusia Strus(IMDb) and Maya Rudolph(IMDb).