Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.12.2008

Elf is right! Another classic Will Ferrell movie! Here is my favorite scene.



Now lets move right along to today's Quote...

Swish: Your bed is over here. [indicates a dog bed]
Squeak: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
Coop: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Squeak: Yeah I could.
Swish: No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
Squeak: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
Coop: 'Cause you're a piece of shit.
Squeak: I am not a piece of shit!
Swish: Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
Squeak: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.8.2008

You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we? Old School is right... Hey everybody were going streaking!



Soo... I stumped all of you last Friday! Lets see if I can do it again this Friday!

"Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace."

So good Luck! I am off to Big Bear in a couple of hours!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.6.2008

For my name ain't Nathan Arizona! Raising Arizona is correct, looks like I only have 1 stupid friend. Nicolas Cage is so funny in this Movie. I thought I would go with all movie names that had Arizona in them to throw you guys off but it looks like it didnt work!



And Moving right along to today's quote...

"Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift."

Good Luck

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.5.2008

Looks like you guys were right yesterday's Movie quote was from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back! I am the master of the U.M.Q.o.t.D Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see the U.M.Q.o.t.D., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T, I mean the U.M.Q.o.t.D like me. Not this little fuck. None of you little fucks out there.





So on to today's quote!

"If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass a- hoppin'. Look, it is exactly 8:45 in the PM. I'll be down at that store in exactly 12 hours to kick me some butt. Or my name ain't Nathan Arizona!"

Good Luck! And Thanks to Bortel for helping me pick the quote! :)