Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 3.5.2008

Today's Quote

"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?"

So... Due to some confusion on more then one persons part I decided to change up the way I do the posts and separate the answer from yesterdays quote and today's quote... Also the voting has moved as well... It will be right at the top of the page next to today's quote! Please let me know what you guys think in the comments or if there any changes you think might make this blog better! Hope to hear from you!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 3.3.2008

Boy's and Girl's; Ladies and Gentlmen... Children of all ages! Yet again you guys guessed correctly. Friday's movie quote was from Cheech and Chong's: Up in Smoke. And no Cheech and Chong movie is complete without Cheech Marin or Tommy Chong.



I guess I'm going to stick with the drug theme... So here is today's Quote!

"No, this isn't Maryann with the pot. This is Elaine. His mother. Could you please give him a message? Could you tell him to call home immediately? And could you also tell him - I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON."

Good Lucky!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.25.2008

Well happy Monday everyone! It looks like the masses were correct again!
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. I decided to use this movie even though I have been told its not a movie but three episodes that were put together... Oh well! I had a blast in SD visiting my cousin, and hanging out with the best girl in the world!



And moving right along to today's quote!

" I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle."

Good Luck!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.15.2008

Well it looks like you guys are not the best of Lovers... That line was from one of the greatest love moives of all time... The Notebook! I got to cuddle in bed with my girl yesterday and watch that movie. If you haven't alread, go see this movie!



And moving on to today's quote!

"Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!"

Good luck with that...

I'm not sure if there is going to be a UMQotD on Monday because I have work off for some reason or another... But I will try! Have a great weekend!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.13.2008

Four Votes? I had over 14 visitors yesterday and all I got were four lousey votes! Well the four people that do have a pulse were at least right! BASEketball is correct! Trey Parker and Matt Stone who are the creator of South Park are effing funny in this flick! If you listen carefully you can hear some of the south park voices in BASEketball.



Well ladies and gentlemen since there will not be a movie quote tomorrow I am doing the lovers quote today...

"So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me... everyday."

Good Luck!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.12.2008

Elf is right! Another classic Will Ferrell movie! Here is my favorite scene.



Now lets move right along to today's Quote...

Swish: Your bed is over here. [indicates a dog bed]
Squeak: Dude, that is so fuckin' weak! How am I supposed to get a chick in that?
Coop: Oh, don't worry, dude. You couldn't get a chick if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.
Squeak: Yeah I could.
Swish: No. Dude, you're a little bitch!
Squeak: I am not! I don't even know why I hang out with you guys, anyway.
Coop: 'Cause you're a piece of shit.
Squeak: I am not a piece of shit!
Swish: Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
Squeak: Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.8.2008

You've come along way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back do we? Old School is right... Hey everybody were going streaking!



Soo... I stumped all of you last Friday! Lets see if I can do it again this Friday!

"Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard I am recently a crowned class B dungeon-master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace."

So good Luck! I am off to Big Bear in a couple of hours!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.7.2008

Vegas baby! Vegas! Swingers was by far the best movie done by Jon Favreau. Made was his second best and he lost almost all credability with The Big Empty, and that movie was ok until the very end. Lets just say alien's are not the answer when you dont know how to end a movie...



And moving right along to today's quote...

" Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

Well Good Luck!

Oh yea! I also wanted to let you all know that I have the GREATEST Girlfriend in the world...

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.6.2008

For my name ain't Nathan Arizona! Raising Arizona is correct, looks like I only have 1 stupid friend. Nicolas Cage is so funny in this Movie. I thought I would go with all movie names that had Arizona in them to throw you guys off but it looks like it didnt work!



And Moving right along to today's quote...

"Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift."

Good Luck

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 2.4.2008

Finally! Looks like I stumpped most of you! The Correct answer for Friday's UMQotD was Sexy Beast! Don Logan was very intense in this flick! If you want to see the scene with this quote click HERE. Or you can just watch the trailer below

Well now that I stumpped you on Friday's quote, hopefully you guys will get this one!
Its actually more of a song!

Persong #1: [singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Person #2: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Person #1: [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?


Good Luck!

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 1.30.2008

Well... Looks like the votes are in! And the masses are correct! Yesterday's movie quote was from Kill Bill Vol 1! Wiggle your big toe.





Today's Quote is from one of my Aunt's favorite movies. I really hope that you get hooked on these movie quotes!

"He was a lost boy. These are his marbles. These are his happy thoughts."

Good Luck

Useless Movie Quote of the Day! 1.29.2008

There was a time, a time before cable. When the local ANCHORMAN reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one ANCHORMAN was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls... And if you still dont have a clue... yesterdays UMQotD's answer was Anchorman!

Well dont kill anyone to get the answer to todays quote...

"Y'all beat the hell out of that woman, but you didn't kill her. And I put a bullet in her head, but her heart just kept on beatin'."

Good Luck!